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UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER DAY! TOMORROW, DEC. 9

Santa Claus is coming to town… and if he sees that your aren’t wearing your ugly sweater he’s gonna summon a horde of elves to take your kneecaps, so better watch out and wear an ugly Christmas* sweater TOMORROW, December 9 for $3.00! All proceeds go to the Computer Science Club, where we plan on using the money to create a robot to defend against all the kneecap-stealing elves. I hate those guys.

IMPORTANT NOTE: All Christmas sweaters are ugly in the eyes of Santa Claus! As long as you wear any sweater you’ll be safe from the elves!

* Hanukkah, Las Posadas, Kwanzaa, Soyal, Saturnalia, the Winter Solstice and other winter holidays are all included!

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